What’s the difference between retro and vintage? Don’t bother. It’s always something, that has been before. For men, in brief: the good thing about your girl is that if she has good body (I mean, it’s proportionally narrow in her waist and wide in her ass) – she would definitely look good in a retro rockabilly dress [Read more…]
Wall mural… The archaic horror of the 70-ies, that lasted till 80-ies and got us style-shivers… Well, you may give a word to your memories. But I suggest that you’d change your decision, if I call that a visualization wall and remind you, that today the quality of wallpaper is different. It has no size limits, it is washable and the pictures may be truly unique! A wall mural can be your visualization wall. You welcome!
I know, as a poor, you already got yourself a 100 USD smartphone, Hummer h1, but the input for the headphones of a better quality is not standard, and you simply cannot use your phone for playing music. It’s a bad taste! [Read more…]
I’ve always had problems with cell phones. I remember the era of such cell phones as Nokia 3310, Siemens A55, Siemens A35, Siemens C55 – best one… I’ve had Sony-Ericsson, NokLa! Right, NokLa! Those inventive Chinese! The phone looked like Nokia N95, but had a sensor display. Which was rare in a time. It was perfect, I could hear the vibro through the engine of a tractor. Everybody, actually, could hear the vibro. No matter where you were – you just couldn’t have it quiet. The sound… Better than Sennheiser monitors… If I’d forget to put it on a video and go on a bus with it, I’d win every ringtone battle (we have rednecks, who’d listen to Russian chanson – (jail romance songs, something like your rap… but worse) in public transport. no matter what you think about their music – they kinda hint you “been there, babe, don’t mess with me”).
Well, that phone deserved my likes because of the very loud speaker and the possibility to fix any damage with a piece of foil and a sticky tape. But it was stolen by a gypsy – too cool to be that cheap. Since my 18 I’ve had more than 30 phones. Swear – they don’t last long: they drawn in a toilet, get lost, stolen, broken and so on. My best phone experience was with Sony-Ericsson, it was fished out of the toilet and washed under the hot running water with liquid soap, battery out! And on the next day, it could perform the full list of it’s functionality…
But since I got a baby and my next, Samsung Duos had lost an uneven battle with heat (I’d take it to sauna not to miss a call), I needed something more like a brick. Yeah, a brick that can make phone calls. So surely I went on AliEpress.com and entered all the keywords with “proof” ending. And 100 USD price limit. I needed a cheap smartphone…
The most popular search results were Discovery v5, Discovery v8, Hummer H1, Hummer H5. I’ve read all the reviews carefully and chose Hummer H1, color green. A huge Smartphone. Heavy shit… You won’t ever forget it anywhere – your purse will give you unbearable sense of emptiness. The mentioned characteristics match, the screen has good resolution, but bad brightness. You’d need shadow not to miss a character, while you’re texting via Viber.
Yes, applications work. This is my first Smartphone ever, but I’m pretty satisfied. I’ve put it in a bucket of water and got it frozen… Just to check. A year has passed since then. It works after melting… I’ve thrown it from the 5-th floor… on concrete… The concrete got broken!
All of my poor male friends want that phone, coz it looks almost like Hummer the off-road!
I got myself a girly-green. Now few words about the disadvantages: the physical buttons are hard to press. The charger is not standard – a bit longer stick. But the standard is applicable if the holder is not too wide. You can just squeeze it into the hole.
The camera… well, not a Nikon or hipster Leica quality. A small round shadow, as if you’re piping into a peep hole. Though it’s fine to send your mom baby pictures from a light place.
The front camera gives my hair a purple color though my hair is tinted brown. Friends got used to Malvinas’ selfies. So I don’t mind. Natural brow hair would look brown. It’s just the effect of THE DRESS, I guess…
Speaker… fine! sd card – 16 gig, optional. But for me, it’s enough. I don’t store porn on it. I watch it online here… And get viral apps installing without my permission. It’s my first Smartphone, as I’ve mentioned. I didn’t know you should install an antivirus on a phone. Damn, I’m retarded
Pure exotic. A budget version of CAT smartphone.