My neighbour is an alcoholic and he is watching TV. I don’t know if that is related, but there should be a link. I’m not saying the TV is making you retarded, but the TV producers seem to really think you are already retarded. I apologize to all the retarded. That’s just my opinion. So I watch The Internet instead. At least, I have the illusion of choice. And if you belong to the part of the society, that experiences the informational hunger – The Great Internet is something that may still it! And, of course, I have my own list of the best websites, that surf almost daily. It’s a short list of the BEST websites, that I’ve chosen from many more best websites that would like to recommend, but later. Even though you all are using them and know them well – maybe there’s still one on the list that you might find USEFUL. Useful is something you may use. So, here you go!
My 10 best websites.
I know – it’s Russian and looks totally like facebook, but actually, it’s less f***ed up, and you can listen to music and watch a movie, it’s a huge database of the porn videos also. Sometimes the Russians steal things and make them better. The menu is more minimal (can I say that?). I fu***g spend a life there! Which is not good. But I use it as a notepad sometimes – you can send messages to yourself. Looks like you have schizophrenia, when you’re typing a message to yourself and you see that the typing of the message is in progress… Hotter girls, easy search. Indeed, in my opinion – it’s way better than Facebook. How can I speak about the social networks? Well, actually it’s where you may encounter the “vox populi” – not sure about the word order – it’s Google-translate. Just like to seem smarter than I am, so I’m putting some Latin words.
My word for the social networks is “yes”. Even though you cannot control your time, get stuck there, watching funny pictures, surf the photos of your friends or your old memory photos – it’s just a way of contacting people. You may watch the pictures of the new one of your ex, you may send the link to her profile to all your friends, asking them to tell you you’re better. I’m convinced – the world should get closer: we should speak from mouth to mouth, not from gun to gun. Do you know any faster way to contact someone on the other side of the world, then catching him online? You don’t even have to make sure it’s appropriate! It is! She/he is online! The time is always right!
I don’t know, who is writing all those articles, but it looks like the true encyclopedia to me. Sometimes I’m checking the links and trying to read all those reports, big books, other related articles. But they seem to be less informative and trustworthy. I don’t know, but for me, Wikipedia has a reputation of quiet a reliable source of the facts and knowledge. I even found my band there, listed in the article about the rock-bands of my city. Some retard punk has written it, I guess. But I was so proud.
Oh, with that one you feel like a child, who plays scientists, doctors, business couches:
All the information is chewed for the lazy brain of the consumer! All the speakers are so smart, funny, capable of the contact with the audience. It’s a spectacular show for a curious everyman. I have my favorite videos of TED and I’ll share the list.
It’s for the work. Keyword database. So I’m just making compilations of the key-words from this database and get impressed on how screwed up all those people are. Stupid perverts! “Mother son sex” 40 000 requests in a month! Seriously? Do these people have mothers at all? But not all is that bad. There are a lot of good things I’ve discovered: such is the fact that the request “donate” is a popular request. Not like McDonalds popular, just 10 000 people per month, but more than I’ve expected. McDonalds is 2 200 000, though. Just mentioning. My outlook is not going be the same after the things I knew from those databases. I’m looking through a peep-hole on the curiosity of the humanity, fancy that! We’re freaks. I’m sure you can have the English version of the interface.
I watch Vevo discover and Peppa pig mainly. The best variant is Chinese. I just get high and roll over the room, while my 2-year-old daughter is trying to pick up the Chinese words. But English is also good. Original. You can find almost anything, but I, like everybody else, love music, funny stuff, cute motivating videos, and videos about freaks. Yes, not too sophisticated. But I confess to having a very pop taste. But the bad thing is that the most part of TV shows have migrated to Youtube and from time to time, depending on what you prefer, you get the “My brother has seduced my mother-in-law and got my dog pregnant” in recommendations. And I swear – I don’t know how do I finish watching these types of shows.
Well, it’s not that I have a high purchasing power. I just love surfing the weird things you can buy from China. And that is a great way to fight your consumerism. You never end up to spend a lot if your have a particular goal before starting the many-hour search through the tons of cheap stuff. I think, you may get almost any of that stuff on Amazon as well, but Aliexpress.com was my first in the internet purchase history. Chinese is not always bad, but always quiet cheap. Mind that and observe the rules: check the feedbacks, see the quantity of the items sold, look at the pictures, read the characteristics and the size chart where needed.
This one I used to get me a six-pack for the bet. I’ve never been fat, but one of my friends said that takes life to get 6 pack relief and I decided to accept the challenge. I started with Youtube and ended up on this web site. These guys from Switzerland have made a great job – 8-minutes workouts for YouTube performed by animated couches, who look perfect and sound like google-translate… It’s not hard to be perfect when you’re animated. In two words: it helped. In three words – I got 4 pack in 8 weeks for just 8 minutes of my time per day. So check out, it’s great.
Just like looking through the faces of the rich men and imagine, who could I marry and have sex with without getting disgusted. Even considering they are rich – most of them don’t look attractive. I never read the financial part or the stock market – I really don’t understand anything of that, because I simply don’t want to learn. But what I like about Forbes is that they may pay a lot to their journalists for making good reports and interviews. So I read Forbes just because of the quality. And the rich men…
deviantart.com That’s how I feel about it
Well, this is one of the best, if you like to please your eyes. People express themselves worldwide and you may get acquainted with modern art in a click. There’s no need to go to the gallery, as long as you are lazy even for imagining things on your own – you may see and purchase the pieces of art here! Well, I just stare and admire. Unfortunately, they don’t deliver worldwide….
IMDB.com or Kinopoisk.ru
I love cinema way more than any other art. But I don’t like wasting two hours of my life watching the movie just because of the actors. I want it to be a worthy movie. IMDB rate helps a lot. Unfortunately, I’ve seen all of top 250 IMDB and don’t know, what to watch now… Lobster, maybe…
So this is my list of the most visited web-sites in my browser… As for the porn, I google (how has that become a verb???) by the preferences and my Hummer H1 is dramatically full of viruses because of those dirty porn websites… Can anyone give me a hand? I like watching hard style, dominating men (not like the 50 shades of Grey, but really dominating) threesome, and sex-parties… Well, porn has become boring, I think I’ve seen everything but the things I don’t want to see.