Your body is an avatar! A mechanism naturally adapted to the environment. Your body takes you through the life experiences and all you want – is satisfying your needs – step by step moving to the top of Maslow pyramid. So why moving slow?
Why look pretty?
Your body is an avatar! A mechanism naturally adapted to the environment. Your body takes you through the life experiences and all you want – is satisfying your needs – step by step moving to the top of Maslow pyramid. So why moving slow? If you were lucky to be averagely attractive – you may improve everything in your avatar to make your body get things done for you! But if you like the hard challenge – get fat and smelly and develop charisma by being extremely funny. Maybe some day you will find you perfect one to get you laid (hehehehehe…. Hehehehe) Actually, no worries – you can be anything: it’s your life and your avatar. But if you decide to take care of your Tonal, like you wash your car or decorate your spot – let’s get started.
If I were a boy….
If you’re a man – you’re beautiful as you are. How to look pretty – is a women question. Men are handsome by conviction and it works! Trust me – we, women, don’t really care for your looks after we turn thirty. It doesn’t even matter if you’re thin or fat…. unless you’re fat. Nobody likes fat men, but the other fat men.
For the rest – we don’t really care. We don’t care if your penis is small. If it’s big – we care much more. Shaven-unshaven – you decide if you are fine with a female yeti. Beard… Well, I don’t know. Beard was for the stone age and the cold… My father used to hide his funny round face behind the beard. Sure, you look brutal with it, but I can’t even understand if I like the face of the bearded man… Because of the beard. It’s like you get the beard instead of the personality… My that’s just my opinion and statistics. Your clothes… Just don’t wear something that doesn’t fit you. If the jeans are too slim – women are concerned about your blood circulation more than your sex appeal. If your clothes are too big for your body size – we automatically think that your father has finally passed and left you in his Sunday best. Just keep yourself clean all over. Yes… Everywhere. Water is cheap. The sea water is even free.
Ugly by nature
Things become much more complicated if you’re a woman… We have a bad opinion about ourselves in general. Because we care about people and don’t want them to be disgusted by our looks. All those make-ups, dresses, correction underwear are just to make the world a better place. Sure, it has nothing to do with tricking men to lead them to an altar. A man for life would see us naked, so there’s no point, right?
Ok, girls. We actually don’t need to do that much to be good looking pieces. Let’s see how to look pretty and be pretty all the time.
The shape goes first
Get in shape! It’s not that hard! You just move more, jump higher, push-up 30 times a day… Do squats and P4P 8-minute abs workout. Honestly, I was like a whale after having a baby and my C-sectioned belly would hang like an empty bag over the scar, which was cool because it actually covered the scar. But after three months, when I felt like exercising, I just started exercising. Not exhausting myself, just did what I felt like doing. Here’s the list of the free videos that would definitely help.
Some may need a complete 10 minutes fitness workouts for losing weight (just repeat after her from 00.35).
And this one I used to get fit, skipping half of the hands chest exercises: just do what the guy is doing
Here’s some motivation
Skin is a huge beauty factor
Then you have to take care of your skin, avoiding what destroys the complexion most: coffee, sugar, lack of activity, lack of fresh air, poor blood circulation, lack of water, smoking, drinking and being in a bad mood. I know, it’s hard to change your mind once and forever, so I made a small compilation of pictures motivate you. Of course – these are the meth addicted people, there’s nothing to compare to bad ecology and the little drinking. But it shows well, how something coming from the outside influence the way you look. Considering that time makes it no better either, keep these examples in mind. Meth, at least, gives pleasure. The cigarettes don’t give you anything. As for the tan – get the real one! They say that the sun harms your skin… Well, it depends on your skin type. Find out which is yours.
Hair and nails
My friend, the wife of the extremely rich guy, says that the beauty of the woman starts with the top of her head. Which means – she’d spend hours to make her hair look naturally undone. Also, she says that there’s nothing better than long hair. I have the in-between opinion. Your hair should look healthy and feel natural at the touch. So get it cured, shiny and properly dyed. My hair is far from the perfect condition, so I use henna of Lush to hide my naturally grey hair. Henna is kind of harmless. I don’t use dryers, but if I need something special on my head – I use those tiny rubber bands to hold the construction. There are a couple of videos on the internet, that may help on the occasion. As for the nails – just go somewhere to get you nails done. Just not the ugly duck nails! Well, only if you like…. Though french is perfect for anything.
The inside beauty
Take care of your inner organs: try to eat something, that would not make your inner organs suffer at digesting. This is not a vegan conspiracy, but the scientists (and those are smart), have proven, that meat is actually not that good for us. Vegetables are good, cottage cheese is good, fish is awesome, cereals is the food of Gods, water – is the oil for our mechanisms. So mind what you eat.
Vitamins… well, official medicine doesn’t recognize the immunomodulatory means as those effective. Speaking about the vitamins – you have to add a couple of the essential ones into your daily consumption in order to avoid seasonal changes, leading to the loss of the appeal. Those are Vitamin D, B group – almost all of them, Omega 3, 6, 9.
The foods that contain those essential vitamins are fish, eggs, sour cream, cottage cheese, cereals, nuts.
Clothes: choose, what you like, like what fits you most!
Well, you know the opinion of the great: style first. Fashion is for those, who have no style. Sometimes it seems to me, that fashion houses are having fun, imposing the ugliest things to Chinese mass production. If I only I had the power, I would do the same, that for sure! Those baggy pants, Aladdin-style, were an awesome piece… The dress should be cute, the accessories may be mad, the classy may look bold with the right attributes. So far a suggest that you get yourself the sexiest bodycon dress and a retro circle dress. These dresses can serve you well, even if you don’t have style.
A bodycon dress: Bodycon Dress – Sexiest Dress Ever, I think
A retro circle dress: Vintage or Retro Dress For your Woman. Girls like Dresses!
Have some beauty sex!
I know, it’s hard to have beauty sex, if you’re ugly, so I’m putting this almost in the end of the list. Like Jenna Marbles says: go find someone that would find you funny, or smart… Or whatever. But the main point is that if you took care of the above-mentioned aspects of your beauty – you will have sex, even if you have one eye – men like boobs and asses, so if you get one of that in perfect shape – don’t worry for your face – men won’t pay too much attention. We have a song be Shnur – the fable of the song tells about his girlfriend, who’s a stupid ugly whore, but he loves her because she has a perfect ass!
So getting back to sex – those sex hormones make your eyes shine (which is sexy), those hormones trigger your animal beauty – the other males but yours would want to have sex with you. And sex won’t let your reproduction organs go to sleep – your skin will better resist the gravity and you will not be a bitch during your PMS.
Beauty tips and tricks:
- The darker the place is – the more good looking you are
- The darker your clothes are – the slimmer your body looks
- The more water you drink – the later the wrinkles will appear
- The more you care for yourself – the more it shows and the more someone else is ready to take care of you
- The more you are out – the better your complexion is
- The less you touch your face without a reason – the less make-up you’ll need
- The more you smile (sincerely) – the more people will think you are beautiful
- Be self-confident! That’s a key
- If you can’t be self-confident – take something
- Haptic communication: touch people whenever you feel to – some of them see you better through the touch.
You may also get drunk and don’t give a f*ck
Good luck with that, gonna do some squats